infodatos Chapter 292
Chapter 292
Insert eyes!
"oops!!"
The great monk screamed, covered his eyes and staggered back.
This slash came so fast that the monk didn't even have a chance to get out of the way.
And that's not all.
Li Tie, who had just pulled his foot away, saw the opportunity and kicked the crotch again.
"Boom!"
"oops!!"
The great monk lost sight of this and let out another scream.
When the Taoist saw it, he was shocked: "Monk, quickly open the golden bell cover!"
The great monk didn't care about the pain of squeaking and grinning, his mouth was like a spring, and he chanted quickly: "Xuanguang Jinzhong, protect my Dharma body, Mani Padme Hum, golden bell cover!"
In an instant, a bell-shaped golden light mask descended from the sky, covering his whole body, protecting his body with golden light, and making the treasure look solemn.
Qin He took a look, yo huh?
The monk has made progress.
Look at the golden bell cover, not only the casting speed is faster, but it is also bigger than before. This time, I finally don't have to lift my butt.
The Taoist priest reacted very quickly, a donkey rolled into the golden bell cover, rubbing his crotch, Hashaas pointed at Xu Changshou, Li Tie, and Qin He and shouted: "Wuliang, your family is a great god, You are indiscriminate...you don't talk about martial arts."
"Wu De is a fart, demon monks and demons are not good."
Xu Changshou looked at the golden bell and yelled and cursed, but his face was a little ugly. He gritted his teeth and kicked it, and was immediately kicked back by the shock, and sat down on the ground.
"Haha~ I'm already invincible once the Golden Bell Cover is opened, I'm waiting for you, I'm going to make sure you look good today." The monk scolded, blinking wildly to let his eyes recover as soon as possible.
"It's over, I'm afraid we won't be able to break this tortoise shell." Li Tie's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly pulled Qin He back: "Run quickly, these two guys are not ordinary people."
"It's okay, I think this monk's eyes are blurred and his heart is agitated. I'm afraid he's going to go mad." Qin He smiled mysteriously.
Intermediate dream making!
During Setsuna, the great monk felt that the scene in front of him had changed.
Memories came to my mind, I was trapped in a small flying fish guard cell, I had no food or drink for ten days and nights, every day I was forced by a pervert to poke cow dung, man who squeezed shit, I didn't eat or drink, the strong hunger The feeling made him want to pick up the cow dung on the ground and swallow it.
At this moment, the Taoist priest suddenly appeared outside the cell, saying that there was no way to rescue him, but he brought him a roast suckling pig.
What a big roast suckling pig, delicious roast suckling pig... just outside the door of the cell for food.
The great monk couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately threw himself on the door opening, stuck out his tongue and started licking.
The door opening is too small to bite, but you can lick it~
It didn't taste very good, and it wasn't as fragrant as it smelled, but the monk still drools from licking it.
Because I'm hungry, really hungry.
Something in his mind told him something was wrong, but he couldn't help himself.
At the same time, outside the perspective of the great monk.
"Monk, wake up... wake up, woo woo woo..." The Taoist screamed.
God is pitiful, the Taoist didn't know what happened, the monk suddenly went crazy, threw him to the ground, stuck out his tongue and started licking him.
Good guy!
Taoist priests have seen countless scenes from all over the world, but this kind of scene is the first time in their life.
The great monk was as heavy as a mountain, pressing him down, like a dog pouncing on a little chicken, and he couldn't push it away.
As for the monk's muttering, it bounced off like lightning, and the Taoist felt that he was being licked by a hundred dogs at the same time.
I dare not open my mouth anymore, the tongue can stick out into the throat when I open my mouth.
"What's this monk's habit?" Xu Changshou was stunned. He just got up from the ground when he saw the monk grabbing the Taoist priest and licking him violently. His saliva was so scary.
"In broad daylight, the world is clear, these two people are doing such a mediocre thing in full view!" Li Tie shouted, pointing at the two with a look of disgust.
"Woooooooo..." The Taoist couldn't take it anymore, kicked the monk away with all his strength, and shouted: "Hey, hey, wake up, monk, you've got an illusion!"
He was extremely shocked, no matter it was the Jinguang Temple or the Lingyun Temple, they all had their own methods of keeping the mind and guarding the realm, and it was impossible for ordinary illusions to confuse the great monk. Even if the fox clan who are best at illusion comes, except for those few old antiques, it is difficult to confuse the monk in an instant without making arrangements in advance.
With this in mind, the Taoist got up and turned around and ran away.
There is something tricky here!
But the great monk had completely lost his guard at this time, and with a sudden pounce, he directly rolled the person led by the Taoist down the stairs, out of the lobby and onto the street.
There are people coming and going on the street, good guy, this scene gathered a large number of people with a whimper.
Onlookers on the inner three floors and the outer three floors.
The old man's eyes widened and he watched carefully, he covered his face shyly, but his fingers were wide open.
When the older girl and the younger daughter-in-law saw it, they covered their faces and ran away in embarrassment with an "Aiya".
There are also those who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, pointing at the Taoist priest and shouting: "Take off his pants, take off his pants!"
The scene is astonishingly the same as the pier.
No matter where the common people are, what they like to watch most is the excitement.
"The world is going down, the world is going down~~"
Qin He shook his head as he watched, then took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket as if conjuring, and squeezed them in.