Wizard: I am a goblin

Chapter 78 The Little Hero Who Beat the Dog

Gebu pinched his thigh repeatedly inside the bucket, so hard that it hurt terribly and he almost overturned the bucket.

The kobolds then realized what was happening and cheered in a nasty dragon tongue. The leader, a kobold in a leather hat, turned around and berated them, which finally quieted the pack.

Then, he stood before the manticore statue, removed his hat, bowed, and spoke in a stammering Common tongue, both nervous and expectant.

"Uh... dear Ryandragon... uh... Lion Dragon, please accept this... oh... gift that I, TuTu, offer you."

With that, he pointed with both hands at the pyramid of flesh and blood.

As luck would have it, a human head fell from the top of the tower and rolled to the little girl's feet.

"Hey!"

The girl let out a screech like a mouse and closed her eyes, too afraid to look.

The fur-hatted kobold gave one of his men a wink, and a small kobold quickly ran over, picked up the head, and piled it back up.

The kobold named Tutu bowed, secretly glancing at the statue, waiting for its reply.

Having come this far, Gebu gritted his teeth; he had to keep making things up, no matter what. All he needed to do was get the kobolds out of the camp…

"Lord Lion Dragon is very satisfied with your gift."

As soon as the lion dragon finished speaking, Tutu quickly spoke up.

"Lyndoragon, private Marseille, can you speak... Dragon language?"

"The Lion Dragon may speak to you in whatever language it wishes! I am a dragon from the kingdom, so naturally I speak the common language!"

"Well……"

Whispers rippled through the kobolds. TuTu turned and told them to shut up, then turned back with a smile... a hint of confusion in his eyes.

Seeing that he was about to be exposed, Gebu used the statue as a reference and released a silent illusion.

Suddenly, the extremely simple lion-scorpion statue flapped its wings, tattered cloth and clay flying everywhere, and a gust of wind rose from its dragon wings—

The dog-headed people instinctively covered their faces, but no wind blew on them.

TuTu stared wide-eyed, rooted to the spot, intently watching the manticore, drool dripping from its mouth.

After the lion scorpion made its appearance, it stood majestically on the platform, glancing down at the dog-headed people.

TuTu then realized what was happening, immediately knelt down on one knee, rummaged through his pockets, took out a severed human finger, peeled off a ring, and held it up high with both hands.

When the little girl saw the ring, she gasped, her pupils dilating instantly—

The kobold shouted:

"Majestic Dragon, beautiful Dragon, Auntie Wash the Railway! Please, you must be my... please, you must do me... you absolutely must make a bunch of little dragons with me!"

Alright, let's get straight to the point.

However… Geb immediately noticed the ring on the kobold’s hand, which had a blue gem the size of half a fingernail embedded in it!

Gebu's eyes widened in surprise:

This must be worth 500 gold coins!

I'd take your dog head even if it's just for this ring!

Even so, looking at that lewd-looking dog-headed man, Gebu still felt a little nauseous.

He pinched his nose and spoke in the voice of a secondary phantom:

"Your pursuit is very direct... Even though you're just a kobold, it's not like I can't consider it..."

TuTu's eyes lit up immediately, and she stepped forward to start unbuckling her belt...

"Wait a minute! I never said I agreed!" the manticore roared. "You...you...how can there be a human among you kobolds! How can dragons and filthy humans be mixed together?"

"Saudaisne! Come on, hurry up and kill this kid!" Tutu shouted as he turned around.

The dog-headed men drew their knives and attacked, and the child wailed loudly.

"Wait! Don't kill him yet!" the manticore suddenly roared. "I... I want to keep this human cub as a dish for our wedding feast..."

"I'll have them kill her out right now, cook her into a pot of meat soup... she'll definitely vomit."

"I want to eat them alive!"

"Oh, you love eating child sashimi." Tutu's dog eyes narrowed into slits as he grinned lewdly. "So, you agree? Okay, enough wasting time, let's go for it..."

Seeing the kobold trying to unzip his pants again, Gebu quickly called out to it. They couldn't let the little guy actually climb up; if he touched it, the Silent Illusion would immediately be exposed.

"Wait! Wait, wait! I... I'm shy. Have the other kobolds leave the camp and go somewhere far away. The children can stay; we can eat them later."

Tutu was in a frenzy, extremely anxious. He gave a series of commands to the kobolds behind him, who then herded the pack of dogs out of the camp.

The nine kobolds reluctantly lined up and walked out of the camp, turning back every three steps, their eagerness to watch the show barely concealed.

"Hayaku!" Tutu shouted, jumping up and down and gesturing at the kobold.

Geb watched the group of kobolds head towards the entrance of the valley and breathed a sigh of relief: these guys were going to be a problem for the swordswoman and the dwarves.

All I need to worry about is this Casanova-like dog-headed man in front of me...

The camp was cleared out, leaving only Tutu, the little girl, Gebu hidden in the barrel, and the phantom of the manticore.

Tutu tucked the ring into his belt, and Gebu and the little girl stared intently at it, never letting their eyes leave.

Seeing that there were no other dogs, the kobold slurped, licked its lips, rubbed its hands, and started to climb onto the platform...

Gebu was also prepared to crawl out of the barrel at any moment and stab this audacious lecher in the back...

Tutu, covered in flesh and blood, climbed the platform, its dog paws reaching for the beautiful scorpion lion...

It rushed up! A figure rushed up!

But not Geb—

It's a little girl!

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To everyone's surprise, the little human girl, with courage from who-knows-where, actually took off running straight towards Tutu—

"Give me back Mom's ring!"

"Hey!"

She jumped up, grabbed the hem of the kobold's dress with both hands, sat back, and pulled herself backward with her full weight.

Tutu had just climbed onto the platform and hadn't even gotten a firm footing when the little girl pulled it down—it lost its balance and grabbed wildly... its claws passed through the illusion and landed on the clay legs of the statue.

The little dog-headed man's claws were sharp and pointed, and in one fell swoop, he tore off half of the statue's leg... The four-legged creature tilted and fell down with TuTu!

"Please...please give me a bean bag!!"

Clap!

Dust flying everywhere!

Tutu lay on the ground, seeing stars, the statue shattered between his legs, clay and rags flying everywhere.

The little girl sat on the ground, clutching Tutu's dress. She looked at it and saw the dress was torn. Then, in the blink of an eye, the ground was littered with human heads, hands, feet, and pieces of flesh!

The kobold coughed twice, its eyes blinded by the smoke and dust—it crawled out of the debris, turned around, and saw that its beautiful dragon bride had been smashed into a pile of garbage and flesh.

"Lyndorgon!"

The kobold clutched his head and cried out in alarm. He wrinkled his nose, turned to the terrified girl, and bared his teeth. He pulled a three-foot-long machete from his crotch and took two steps toward the girl.

"Kobold!"

Tutu was startled by the sound behind him. When he turned around, the scorpion lion on the base of the statue was still looking at him lifelike.

Ok?

The kobold looked puzzled, both relieved and confused.

In that split second of his hesitation, the little girl stood up—and Geb also emerged from the barrel. Just as he was about to attack the kobold, he saw the little girl kick backward, gathering her strength—

The kobold realized something and turned around...

The little girl delivered a powerful kick to Tutu's groin!

Ow! ! !

Before Tutu could react, Gebu, who had witnessed everything, felt a phantom pain in his private parts.

……Well!!!

...This little girl looks so pitiful, but she's really ruthless!

Then look at the audacious kobold...

Annoying.

Shock.

tangled.

distortion.

"Agh..." The kobold shrieked silently, its knife falling to the ground. It clutched its groin, curling its body into a ball...

"Give me back Mom's ring!"

The little girl reached into Tutu's belt and pulled out the ring. The kobold, enduring excruciating pain, grabbed the little girl's hand, and they were locked in a stalemate.

"I……"

Before the dog-headed man could finish speaking, the little girl, without hesitation, kicked the same spot hard again!

Hiss... Gebu's face twitched, and he gasped, unable to bear it any longer...

The kobold's legs went weak, and he grabbed the little girl's hand and squatted down, looking like he was constipated.

Those two kicks seemed to instantly ignite the little girl's sadistic desires. She simply pulled away the kobold's hand covering her crotch, and then, like dancing with a puppet, grabbed Tutu's arms and kicked it wildly in the crotch.

"Give me back my ring!"

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The kobold could no longer even howl; its mouth was open, but it couldn't breathe.

The little girl, panting, finally let go, and the dog-headed man slid limply to the ground.

The girl flipped the kobold over so that it was facing upwards.

The kobold looked at her helplessly, making a "no" shape with his mouth.

The girl aimed at its vital spot and jumped up.

A mountain pressing down on you!

puff.

The wet balloon exploded.

The watermelon is broken.

The egg was smashed into powder.

A supernova explosion.

The girl rubbed her shoes on the ground, leaving a sticky, red, cloudy trail.

The kobold had a detached expression; the pain had subsided, and now only emptiness remained.

The girl crouched down, untied its belt, and picked something up from the kobold's body.

A flash of blue light, and there it was—a ring!

Gebu then realized what was happening and quickly stepped forward, enduring the phantom pain as he called out to the little girl—no, she should be called a heroine, a little dog-beating heroine:

"Hey... little kid... little sister."

The little girl turned her head sharply, saw Gebu, and her eyes widened instantly.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

After saying that, Gebu gave the child a thumbs up and showed his standard innocent smile.

"Goblin!"

The little girl turned and ran!

Gebu's heart sank, and he touched his face.

Oh no! We were in ambush for too long and forgot to refresh the mask!